The nonsense of words selected for a spelling bee…
The GOVERNOR is a DYSFUNCTIONAL
CURMUDGEON who QUAFFS KEROSENE.
The RESURRECTION of PLEBEIAN concerns
leads to a QUOTIDIAN discussion on
childcare and the MORTGAGE.
A state of HYPERPYREXIA
gives the EFFERVESCENT sensation
of donning a MONOCLE
more OPAQUE than clear.
My LIEGE suffers from LARYNGITIS,
therefore I shall ACQUIESCE to his request
and REGURGITATE his speech
as I have heard it read before.
The SABOTEUR could not believe his luck
When SERENDIPITY revealed to him
the beauty of time-released explosives
delivered by SUBCUTANEOUS injections.
NOTE: This poem is nothing more than a challenge from my writing group to use the words from our recent spelling bee fundraiser in a piece of writing – hence the title. Also, I’m sorry!